Collected Quotations

the CorHell years


Actually I was only in the apartment at Buffalo St. for a semester before I got the hell out of Cornell. I lived with Mason, Chris and Rachel who were great housemates. We had one keg party, a deck(as per Chris' request), a slightly kooky landlord, and a "furniture major" upstairs, who would start cramming for his cabinet-building final at about 11 pm, when most of us were falling asleep on our textbooks. Several of these quotes are from Risleyites because Risley was my 2nd home. Josh started the whole thing when he wrote that immortal line you see in my CHEM253 notes...


Vouch for the Salient Taco-Josh Boyer

I got the sort of madness Socrates talked about, "a divine release of the soul from the yoke of custom and convention."...if you spend too much time thinking about reality, you could go stark raving mad. My space chums think it's a primitive form of crowd control that got out of hand...it was too demanding: it expected me to be there all the time, and with all I have to do, I had to let something go. Now that I've put reality on the back burner, my days are jam-packed and fun-filled...When I think of all the fun I missed, I try not to be bitter.-"Trudy", The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, Jane Wagner

The endust not justify the meandust.-Greg Proops

All my life, I've wanted to be somebody, now I know I should've been more specific.- "Chrissy", The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, Jane Wagner

There is a place in hell reserved for me and my friends.-Morrissey

For life, is like that candle flame, and we are like Gordon Liddy's hand hovering over it. And it hurts like hell, but the trick is not to mind it. I MIND IT!-"Agnes", The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe, Jane Wagner

straight...NOT-t-shirt

...they just keep going and going...-girl @ Russ' birthday party(Oakland 8/21/92)

Reunite Pangea-Steve's mug

BEER is a four letter word.-me

-Bi. You know, bi.
-Bilingual?-The Rules of Attraction, Bret Easton Ellis

I remember you/you drive like a PTA mother...Sometimes I wish I were Catholic/I don't know why-Cracker

GS is a two-letter acronym-Mason(9/29/92)

Really need a spank
Some whips and chains would be nice
Flagellate me, please.-haiku bandit

Life is Short. Play Dead.-bumper sticker

...naw, just a misdemeanor. Oh darn!-Auntie Ezra

Hey you little fuck
I know you're looking at it
Meat thermometer.-Jsh & Dan

Mao-the 29¢ Wood Duck(Aix sponsa)

Gesundheit.-Mark#1

The hand of God has got wrinkles 'bout the size of Texas-Soundgarden "Hand of God"

BAD COP/NO DOUGHNUT-theatre compay

Echy blurble squig squig squig-Count Ollie(1,2,3...er...many)

The devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car-nin

Worship skinny guys
Rhinoceros Factory
Josh has a nice ass-Ksandy

Phasianid McNuggets-any BioS 475 refugee

"You'll stick that way permanently, you know"-friend of Remi's, House of Usher(1/5/93)
"Is there a problem with that?"-me
"Is that a promise?"-Remi

Avocado!-Tristan, trying to be spontaneous

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful,
Hate me for the thrill of it.-1 1/2 floor stairwell, Wurster hall

She is about to lambada this trite conveyance.-Snow Crash, Neal Stephenson(duh!)

Uh, you two are melting the plastic over there.-Tanya @ GoB (12/92)

Tell them there's a reading of the Mahabarata at Cody's...by the author.-Remi(1/14/93)


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